Monday, August 25, 2008

The Perfect Gift for Senator John McCain

Recently John McCain has been criticized by the news media for forgetting how many houses he has. Regardless of your political leanings, it is safe to say that having 8 or 9 homes requires diligent orderliness and household management of many different rooms. To this end, I have found the perfect gift for Senator McCain that would enable him to maximize the organizational capacity of his residence (and write important things down so as not to forget them). This selection of Encyclopedic House Tablets from the pantry of Mrs. John L. Strong features writing tablets with gilded embossed icons corresponding to each room in your abode. The rooms featured on the tablets range from the universal: bedroom, office, and kitchen, to those more specific to the luxury residence: pool house, butler's pantry, and guest cottage. You don't have to have multiple residences or even multiple rooms to enjoy these luxe writing pads, as they will help you keep track of important phone calls, to-do lists, and appointments, regardless of the size of your nest.

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